FBIanon Thread #1
02 July 2016
A: I am a person with intimate knowledge of the inner workings of the Clinton case. I will answer as many questions as I can without giving too much away.
Q: Will the Hillary get pregnant again?
A: Hopefully not.
Q: Why are you on 4chan on a Friday night?
A: Sent home, awaiting word about the shitstorm Lynch just caused.
Q: Will she be indicted?
A: There is intense pressure for us not to do so. I am posting of near anonymity and enough plausible deniability to evade prosecution, as we have all been given gag orders.
There is enough for her and the entire government to be brought down. People do not realize how enormous this whole situation actually is. Whether she will be or not depends on how much info about others involved gets out, and there are a lot of people involved.
Q: What reason have we to believe you?
A: None. It’s better that way.
Q: What are they going to talk to her about tomorrow?
A: Legal is asking preliminary questions about whether or not she has been coached (she has) and setting up the general line of questioning. I am a high level analyst though, so my job is only to look at her records.
Q: “People do not realize how enormous this whole situation actually is”
Can you elaborate on that?
A: The real point of interest is the Clinton Foundation, not the e-mail server. We received the server from Benghazi, then from the server we found data on the Clinton Foundation. Then we realized the situation is much worse than previously thought.
Q: “the entire government to be brought down”
I very much doubt this.
A: She had SAP level programs on her server, which if made public, would literally cause an uprising and possibly foreign declaration of war.
Q: Let me guess “it’s real deep guys I swear! I just can’t tell you about it because it’s secret!” You’re a liar, friend.
A: Believe what you will.
Q: “I am a person with intimate knowledge of the inner workings of the Clinton case.”
How long before you tragically shoot yourself in the back of the head from at least three feet away from two different angles, or suffer from an ulcer that decapitates you with a knife? Because people with dirt on the Clintons have a shocking tendency to jump off tall buildings and board faulty aircraft.
A: We are all worried about that.
Q: Would you support me killing her if you fail? I don’t trust you, so I am preparing myself to take her out if need be.
A: Killing Hillary would not cause this problem to go away. The problem is with the Clinton Foundation as I mentioned, which you should just imgine as a massive spider web of connections and money laundering implicating hundreds of high-level people. Though I do not have a high opinion of Hillary, she is just a piece – albeit a big piece – of this massive shitstorm.
Q: Do you think the DOJ will protect Hillary like Holder did for Petraeus?
A: The DOJ is most likely looking to save itself. Find everyone involved in the Clinton Foundation, from its donors to its Board of Directors, and imagine they are all implicated.