This dream started with the search for an Andrew Gillum statue. The statue was Andrew Gillum passed out inside a hot dog bun from his recent escapade with crystal meth and male hookers. The statue was visible on my GPS and it was located in a mountain range somewhere.
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Next thing I know, I’m at IFA and I’m showing my friend Chris Collins how easy it could be to become a financial advisor. We are standing inside the lobby and the other advisors are teaching out of the big book. As I’m pitching him on it, I’m convincing myself to become an advisor. Sometime during one of the sessions everyone was seated and waiting for someone. The person walked in. I recognized who it was. It was an old wizard friend of mine from my youth. He sat down cross legged on the side of an elevated marble fountain. He closed his eyes and started levitating. Everyone was impressed. I wasn’t so I stood up and walked out.
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Somehow I got from the IFA building to a mildly shabby business, possibly inside the IFA building. Inside, the interior was a light jade color. It contained a square water fountain and people sat on meditation cushions. I don’t know why I was there but I was dressed in jeans and black T-shirt as usual. I sat down on a meditation cushion with my black briefcase nearby. Digging into my bag I removed a notebook and pen. I made a few notes, then closed my eyes and started meditating. It was a few minutes later I realized there was a shampoo bowl nearby. With a customer in tow, in walked Elim. He was dressed in black. It was weird after all these years, he was still cutting hair and looked pretty much the same. He didn’t see me.
I decided I needed a haircut so I sat at one of the stations. Shortly thereafter, he approached and started talking about hanging out and past lives. So I just kind of let him have his moment. I said I was here for a haircut and that he was probably one of the last people I allowed to cut my hair. I looked in the mirror and was young again. Even though I had a full head of hair, despite my youthful appearance, I still thought I had a bald patch at the crown. I explained I wanted my hair short and long on the top. He seemed really excited that I was there but I was very present and matter of fact, he had no idea what my life was like with a wife and three kids. It’s hard to explain to someone who hasn’t raised children. He live in the past and future and I lived in the present. It was then, that I grabbed my things and left.
Then I woke up at 5:30 am.